Holy crap whatta comeback!
SENIOR CITIZENS TEXTING CODES:
hippiewitch: ATD -at the doctor. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth. FWIW -forgot where I was. GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? LMDO -laughing my dentures out. ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up. TTYL -talk to you louder!
REBLOG IF YOU'RE FROM TEXAS.
coffinbrat: wizardkhalifa: wizardkhalifa: weedbitch: cough-city-texas: wizardkhalifa: neoncoloreddreams: wizardkhalifa: I want to follow you all. We can all be a family :D that H! <3 Daallllassssssss! (: I used to live in Plano. and The Woodlands. haha. so I get Dallas/Houston/Austin. wooopwooooop HEY TEXANS: We’re doing a tumblr meetup in a couple of weeks in...
I abhor Tumblr giveaways.
Possibly funnier than Hangerover 2. Legit.
Baseball isn’t something you love for a day or a week or a year, it’s something...– (If someone knows the person behind this quote please let me know, because it’s just fantastic)