A Pirate Looks At 40: Archive

Apr 30th

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LJT TX Music Festival should really be called I've...

Music was good. I got a high five from the drunkest gay cowboy I’ve ever seen. I gave a drunk guy and his sober buddy a ride back to town. They were harmless and adorable.

Apr 28th

Apr 27th

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Watch

collapsethecontrol: This is fucking insane

Apr 27th

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I'm showing my age

texnessa: accol: I searched for Uncle Jesse in the Tumblr search box, and I was like, “Why all the pictures of John Stamos?” apparently i fell off the internet today but digging deep has delivered true gems. Jesse Duke > Jesse and the Rippers

Apr 27th

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Apr 24th

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The Official Class Ring at my University costs...

Glad I decided to get a tattoo instead. Maybe the school seal or some variation of it with 2012. Besides, I lose jewelry. Ink stays with me forever.

Apr 24th

What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with...

texastalkin: goldenalbatross: haffalump: hungryforbeauty: lubeisfortheweak: prancingmalfoys: its-sorcery: ah-rah-gorn: erin-tc: (I saw this on Facebook and thought it seemed fun) Lady Margaret Matthias-Buckhorn Lady Elly Flounder-Rutter Lady Margaret Dexter-Winona Lady Bernice Bart-Stubbswood lady ahmed fatso-gardenia Lady Patricia Raji-Goodine (lolwtf) Lady Fatima...

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“You say you’re not from Texas Man as if I couldn’t tell You think you pull your...”

– Lyle Lovett, That’s Right Lyrics (via fleetfootedfox)

Apr 21st

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Apr 20th

Listening to the scanner feed from the the Possum...

It’s scary how destructive and dangerous fire can be. This has been burning almost a week. 2 churches, dozens of homes, and almost 100 head of cattle are burned. One firefighter is dead a couple more injured. One section of the lake is surrounded by fire and they are evacuating people via boat. On Friday the wind was blowing 50mph. Ash was falling on my town like snowflakes. The sky was...

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Apr 15th

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Apr 15th

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So Melissa and I were talking last night...

and we talked about how people that start running and hate it, hate it because they try to go balls out from day one. I’m certainly guilty of this. If I do start tri training with her, it’ll be interesting. Swim, Bike, Rock your face off.

Apr 15th

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I think I agreed to start triathlon training today

Had dinner with my bestie and she’s a sponsered triathlete. She’s not uber serious this year as her family stuff is taking priority this year, but I think we’re gonna start doing a little training together.

Apr 15th